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[AD] Dead Dove
Yoinked from fgg_1...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, [even if we don't speak often] please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE-UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised [or mortified] about what people don't actually remember about you.

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OMG remember that time when we barged into the ANTM house and laughed at everyone's new makeovers? Britititit started crying all over the place, and oh God, I laughed so hard when you pulled on her weave and it came off with a loud rip. HILARIOUS. It wasn't on the show, but we know a similar scenario happened around "Tyra's decision" of taking off Jael's weave while she CRIED. ;D

This takes me back to the time when you and I were shooting spit-wads at these stupid hos after they had dissed us in the mall! Don't you remember? then we got into a stupid verbal cat fight with them and mall security kicked us out.

We were so crazy back in the day! XD

*snickers* Okay. So remember the time we were going out to feed the homeless people, only we weren't really going to feed them, we actually had to give them a peace offering to get into their Kickass Homeless People Gang. And all you had was Melon Pocky and I tried to win them over with taco chips, but they were like "wtf is this Japanese shit?!" and threw us down the sewer. And we were like "HOLY CRAP ALLIGATORS" but it turned out they were awesome alligators who just wanted to make nice and show us their tap-dancing routine. They even gave us sparkly hats as presents afterward, and when we got out of the sewer the bums were so jealous and impressed that they said we were too cool for them and should form our own gang. So we made a Punish the Idiots gang where we'd break into people's homes who were being retards on the internetz and smash their computers and stuff. Only the police didn't like that very much and made us spend a year in jail. Man, I don't even remember how we got out of that one!

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