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Land of the Insane and Home of the Random


Tears in my eyes...
[The Unusuals] Delahoy Thumbs Up
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...because this is so hilarious.

My kingdom for an electrical outlet!!!
[EUReKA] Zoe iPod
[info]tonihime
Dear places that offer free wi-fi connections,

While it's great that you offer free wi-fi... it's NOT great that you don't offer electrical outlets (I'm looking at you McDonalds) or not ENOUGH electrical outlets (I'm looking at you Barnes & Nobles). I have a cheap ass, shitty laptop that doesn't work unless it's plugged in. If you gave me something to plug into... I would spend more money in your stores! You want my money, don't you?!?! Of course you do.

Sincerely,
Me

I laughed so hard at this week's Soup.
[The Soup] ORLY
[info]tonihime


Wendy Williams and Tyra need to meet. They are a perfect match made in crazy.



Sorry for the low quality on this one... but you have to watch it. I swear I could hear the wind whistling in one ear and out the other.

Human LCD!
[Random] Dazed
[info]tonihime
This was something I caught on local news (yes, it's that slow of a news day that they had to go to YouTube to fill time)... but it's really fucking awesome and I had to share.


Friendlist Clean (and who the fuck are you again...?)
[Random] Clean House
[info]tonihime
It's 1 AM. I can't sleep. I just discovered LJ allows you to add private notes about users so you don't forget who they are. Problem is... I'd already forgotten a couple people. ^^; Most of these forgotten people are people who haven't updated their journals in forever... so I just went ahead and removed them from my friendlist.

If you are one of those people and would like to be added back... just beat me over the head and remind me who you are. :3

I... won?!?!
[Wii] I Heart My Wii
[info]tonihime
... I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OH MY FUCKING GOD. I NEVER WIN ANYTHING. AND THIS COMES WITH EVERYTHING!!!

I LOVE PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!!


HELLO.
[Kittens] Toilet Paper
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*snort*
[ANTM] Lisa Crazy
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HAHA. Oh, you won't make it into the house.

EDIT: Even more teaser goodness. Embedded videos ahoy! )
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I may have gone a little overboard with the photos...
[Random] I <3 Photography
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TEASAH.

+32 more photos )

These are unedited (besides a quick resize)... because I'm just way too effing beat to go through and tweak them. I also have about 15 videos that I'll go through tomorrow and upload to YouTube.

Hope you all had a great 4th.

Let me know which firework photo is your favourite, because I have NO IDEA which one I should upload to ShutterCal as my 4th of July photo...
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Que Hora Es?
[The Unusuals] Delahoy Thumbs Up
[info]tonihime
This is something silly dad showed me a while ago... and I meant to post it, but just didn't for some reason. And since I'm on a posting spree today (WOO), here ya go.





QUE HORA ES?

... OCHO!

Whoa.
[Scrubs] Crazy Person Says What
[info]tonihime
Michael Jackson is dead.

I wasn't a huge MJ fan... but I am hella shocked, because I always figured he'd be one of those things that survived the Apocalypse... along with Twinkies and cockroaches...

But wow. Dead. Crazy world.

News stories ahoy...

Whoa. I'm behind on the news...
[Mythbusters] Adam's Blow Face
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Kari from Mythbusters is preggers! :D



Congrats to her and her hubby. :) Photo taken from cool pregnancy myth thingit here.

I don't have any Kari icons... I should try to find one.
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Broken printer? NO PROBLEM.
[Kittens] Toilet Paper
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A different kind of music meme.
[EUReKA] Zoe iPod
[info]tonihime
As yoinked from [info]youkofujima.

1. Open up your media player or winamp or ipod or whatever, set it to shuffle.
2. Skip through the first 25 songs and list them.
3. Add "in my pants" to the end of each song title.
4. Bold your favorites.


1. Ace of Spades in my pants
2. My Happiness in my pants
3. Dreaming with a Broken Heart in my pants
4. My Favorite Accident in my pants (Oh my)
5. Here's a Love Song in my pants
6. Friends Forever/What's Going to Happen in my pants (What IS going to happen in my pants?)
7. The Boy Is Mine in my pants
8. I'll Be There For You in my pants (Thank you for getting dressed?)
9. It Is You (I Have Loved) in my pants
10. The White House Burned (The War of 1812) in my pants
11. Karaoke Superstars in my pants
12. I'm Still Here in my pants (Me and my pants ain't goin' no where)
13. Hero in my pants
14. A Favor House Atlantic in my pants
15. The Distance in my pants
16. Boys of Summer in my pants
17. Do You Want To in my pants
18. Lola in my pants
19. Mexican Love Song in my pants
20. I Can't Wait in my pants
21. Superman in my pants (Get out!)
22. Your Winter in my pants
23. Hey There Delilah in my pants
24. That's the Way It Is in my pants (Yup. That's just the way it is.)
25. Kitty Song in my pants

Best music meme I've done yet.
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SpotCrime.com
[Random] Teal Laptop Dragon
[info]tonihime
http://www.spotcrime.com/az/mesa

Pretty nifty. I live in a pretty safe neighbourhood. But I already knew that.

Dr Pepper flavoured BBQ sauce...?
[The Colbert Report] No Way Santa
[info]tonihime


Yeah... uhmn... ew.

Brightly coloured dancing mop heads...?
[Random] Sharpie Bunnies
[info]tonihime
HELL YES. Watch it all. You won't be sorry.



I need an icon of this shit... any volunteers to make me an animated one of jumping mop heads?

Something awesome.
[Boston Legal] Alan Awesome
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I made my handwriting into a font. Courtesy of another mod on Gaia who is awesome for pointing out yourfonts.com.





AND. If you want to download my font... it's right here!

I might try again later with an ultra fine point Sharpie to make my letters a little darker. And maybe fix that X. And my A... which sorta bothers me. But yeah. Wow. That really looks like how I normally write. I mean, I know it's because it is my handwriting... BUT IT'S STILL CREEPY.

Presents! :D
[Random] Princess
[info]tonihime
My birthday is a little over a month away... but I'm plotting my manga wishlist. I'd post it now, but it would only get lost in a flood of posts between now and then.

So just know that I am plotting. And that I want manga. Because I haven't gotten any since early February.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

NOVA.
[Kittens] Toilet Paper
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Random kitty spam. Sorry about it being sideways. I wasn't thinking when I shot these. Just tilt your head, and it should be all good.





Aaaaaaand... in related news. Nam woke up today to find Nova had peed on the blanket that was on his office chair. I'm letting that one slide because it wasn't something of mine for a change... and because he chewed the eviction notice up a little bit for me. <3